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OPI: The Texas Collection

Don’t Mess With OPI - A lean, mean, kick-grass forest green.
Austin-Tatious Turquoise - Cowgirls love this bodacious blue-green.
It’s Totally Fort-Worth It - A shimmery lavender grey that’s so worthy of you.
Do You Think I’m Tex-y? A “berry” sexy bloom of Dallas Dahlia.
I Vant To Be A-Lone Star - You won’t want to share this starry Texas-sky blue.
Houston We Have A Purple - A galactic red-violet that’s ready to “rocket-roll”!
Suzi Loves Cowboys - But she loves this campfire chocolate shade s’more!
San Tan-tonio - A “honey” of a ten-gallon tan!
Too Hot Pink To Hold ‘Em - A red-hot pink-red that deals a winning hand.
Guy Meets Gal-veston - An “engaging” coastal coral.
Y’all Come Back Ya Hear? - This Texas tangerine will be waitin’ for ya!
Big Hair Big Nails A rosy pageant peach.

Sorostitutes are dying waiting for this.

Smart branding on OPI’s part. These colors have all already happened in recent seasons, but they weren’t Texas themed.

Where is the Dallas polish???

“The Dallast Stand”

“DalLasso My Heart”

NOT HARD OPI!!!

Text Frat Last Night

(813): She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn’t a sorosititue I don’t know what is

Boat life with Pi Kapp

Boat life with Pi Kapp

WARRIORS OF RADNESS!

Dude, we just found this and then our heads exploded!

Spotted: fratadactyl With broken arm but roundup wristband over his cast. GOOD WORK!

ROUNDUP IS COMING! ROUNDUP IS COMING! ROUNDUP IS COMING!!!

The Texas-frat/rosti holiday with more neon than the entire decade of the 80s. 

Bands to look forward to:

  • Chamillionaire-Sammy Friday Night
  • Slim Thug- Sigma Chi Friday Night
  • Benjy Davis Project-Kappa Sig Fraturday @ 2
  • Cory Morrow-Delt Fraturday @ 1

Submit things you are excited for to sorositutes@gmail.com

Remember to rage hard thurs-sun.

hktins:

Best koozie ever!!!!

FACT.

hktins:

Best koozie ever!!!!

FACT.

hktins:

Super nice day! Sigma Nu agrees dinner outside!

hktins:

Super nice day! Sigma Nu agrees dinner outside!