December 2010
2 posts
OPI: The Texas Collection
Don’t Mess With OPI - A lean, mean, kick-grass forest green. Austin-Tatious Turquoise - Cowgirls love this bodacious blue-green. It’s Totally Fort-Worth It - A shimmery lavender grey that’s so worthy of you. Do You Think I’m Tex-y? A “berry” sexy bloom of Dallas Dahlia. I Vant To Be A-Lone Star - You won’t want to share this starry Texas-sky blue. Houston...
Procrastinating the M.R.S. Degree:
Old Row
Total Towers Move
White Girl Problems
Sorority Problems
Girls Are Absurd
June 2010
1 post
April 2010
3 posts
Text Frat Last Night
(813): She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn’t a sorosititue I don’t know what is
WARRIORS OF RADNESS!
Dude, we just found this and then our heads exploded!
March 2010
2 posts
Spotted: fratadactyl With broken arm but roundup wristband over his cast. GOOD WORK!
ROUNDUP IS COMING! ROUNDUP IS COMING! ROUNDUP IS...
The Texas-frat/rosti holiday with more neon than the entire decade of the 80s.
Bands to look forward to:
Chamillionaire-Sammy Friday Night
Slim Thug- Sigma Chi Friday Night
Benjy Davis Project-Kappa Sig Fraturday @ 2
Cory Morrow-Delt Fraturday @ 1
Submit things you are excited for to sorositutes@gmail.com
Remember to rage hard thurs-sun.
February 2010
2 posts
December 2009
1 post
Reader Submission
Spotted: old lady in grocery store buying franzia … Retired sororstitute?
November 2009
4 posts
Twas the Night Before Fratmas
Twas the night before Christmas break, and all through the house Not a sorostitute was stirring, not even a mouse. The Vera Bradley duffels were packed by the door with care, In hopes that the end of classes would soon would be there. The girls were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of David Yurman and national championships danced in their heads. And the House Mom in her ‘kerchief,...
“Statistics say the average woman kisses twenty-nine men before she gets married....”
– GG (via hktins)
Christmas Fratcessories
Sorostitute 1: add to xmas list: grosgrain watch strap
Sorostitute 2: ooooooo
what else i need ideas
Sorostitute 1:
want
socks
comfy mox
ipod car hookup
matte nail polish
vampire weekend/mickey av/the hangover
tervis tumbler
very fuzzy vest
vb headband
headband holder
Sorostitute 2: FRAT
Sorostitute 1: what?
Sorostitute 2: your list seems so fratty
Sorostitute 1: my life is so fratty
it requires fratcessories
Things to come
Vera v. Lilly
send your thoughts to sorostitutes@gmail.com
October 2009
6 posts
Texas v. OU Weekend
Every October sorostitutes are faced with a bevy of tasks, also known as preparations for the Red River Rivalry (Annual meeting of Texas and Oklahoma for football game) as well as the marathon of drinking that ensues (5-8 hour bus ride to Dallas)
All good Texas sorostitutes head to Dallas on a bus with their dates, stocked coolers and sorostitute accessories. Fratlords ask their dates in late...
Pransey P. →
“Pransey Proper would be the first to tell you she made her debut into society the very day she was born. It would just be a matter of years before the great southern town of Augusta could give her the proper ball she deserved in old fashioned grandeur. With all the makings of a true Southern Belle, her natural charm opened doors to Country Clubs and Cotillions alike. Living in Lilly and...
Is there ever too much south?
Southern Tide
it’s well liked in bama. (enough that sororities make knock off tshirts with the logo… as they do for vv and guy harvey)
Homecoming in the South
In the south there is one week were sororities do not cross paths, homecoming week.
At The University of Alabama (Bama), homecoming is a week long competition between sorority houses. Activities include the following:
First and foremost Lawn Decorations… there are countless hours put into theses masterpieces. In most houses pledges are required to spend 24 hours or more working on the lawn...
Fratty Apparel
Southern Marsh (aspiring vv of the south)…very fratty.
This duck hunting stamp shirt takes me right back to my house. Where we have millions of duck hunting stamps. Christmas present for my faja? yes. He really needs to stop working out in polos.
September 2009
2 posts
July 2009
1 post
Viewer Submission of the Day:
Despite an overwhelming amount of feedback, we have been working lots. (So not fratty)
Here is our favorite picture of a real dad/frat dad in action:
Tech SAE Alum looking very fratty in the kitchen. Nothing says I’m ready for the lake like a good fishing shirt.
June 2009
6 posts
iPhone 3G S[orositute] →
abbreve of the day: TFM
An abbreviation for the phrase “total frat move.” Used in response or to describe an action of a male who exudes all things fraternity. “So I moved to Montana so I could go fly fishing for a year.” “Dude, that is such a TFM.” “My parents gave me $1000 dollars because I spent all my rent on beer and polos.” “TFM dude, TFM” via: urban...
Fratshorts
May 2009
13 posts
“Sorostitute - Noun: A female who is currently active in her sorority or is...”
– www.frattinghard.com…cracks me up. (via sarahbethzimmerman)
Sorosti Homepage →
tip of the day:
when you are apart together, try video chatting/ skype. it is great and you don’t feel so apart together.
accessory of the day: Headbands
tucker blair: Needlepoint Headband-$40
Southern Proper: Belle Band-$25
Vineyard Vines: Seahorse Classic Headband-$30
J.Crew also makes a variety of cute/fratty headbands, but they are not featured on the website.
spotted:
a fratlord in the chem library wearing a Lacoste polo, and a backwards lacoste hat…all part of the requisite uniform for fratting and studying hard.
1st question
why do you have to wear a back pack and a purse at the same time? it doesn’t matter how many bags you can hold, are you a bag lady?