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the most important part about these shorts is that you:
a. have the newest colors (above)
b. have the oldest rarest colors
c. have the brightest colors
d. wear them with your oversized sorority or favorite fraternity t-shirt 
caveat: this style of nike tempo shorts has never been made in white. we’ve been checking for at least 2 years because as sorostitutes, we play tennis.

the most important part about these shorts is that you:

a. have the newest colors (above)

b. have the oldest rarest colors

c. have the brightest colors

d. wear them with your oversized sorority or favorite fraternity t-shirt 

caveat: this style of nike tempo shorts has never been made in white. we’ve been checking for at least 2 years because as sorostitutes, we play tennis.